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Toys!

  • Posted on March 23, 2010 at 3:31 pm

Goodvibes had a sale this weekend to celebrate their 33 years in business. 25% off everything in the store. Well, my bullet vibe broke this weekend so I wanted a replacement.

I also found this:

The perfect accessory for a spanking

The perfect accessory for a spanking

We all need more purple in our lives. I’m anxiously awaiting the delivery of my new toy and my replacement bullets.

Not that it has slowed us down at all. Last night I offered wild monkey sex. We can debate if last night actually could be categorized as wild monkey sex. But it was definitely awesome sex.

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Wait. What? I have a blog?

  • Posted on July 3, 2009 at 2:00 pm

Oh, yeah. I do have a blog here. Not that anyone has yet read it or found it or anything (I suspect some nekkid pictures or more sex content will change that) but the last two months have been an whirl of insanity in our otherwise busy lives.

However, I’ve dug out my passwords and managed to log in and futz around with upgrades and stuff. I think I’ve managed to not break stuff too badly.

I didn’t buy the skirt I was talking about, but I am still thinking about it. I need to head up to the city and the various sex shops, anyway, as my favorite bullet vibrator is flaking out. The wire between battery and bullet is broken and it only works intermittently. I tried replacing it with a new one, but the new one sucks. Hate it.

It’s LOUD. Very loud. Disturbing the peace loud. It’s also not variable speed. It has variable settings, but they’re not continuous, which I like. Oh, and the LED is light-up-the-bedroom bright. Not a good vibe.

Sadly, I can’t find the same one I had before, so I’m going to need to actually go to the stores and play until I find one I like. Oh, well, more toys are good, right?