Us: *cuddling*
Me: It’s 11pm, we’re still alive.
Cam: Do you know how many ways the LHC is not going to cause the end of the world?
Me: I read it on the internet, it must be true! Hey, maybe my clock is fast.
Cam: My clock says it’s 10:59.
Me: See! We could still die!
Cam: Stephen Hawking himself told me that blackholes below a certain size will evaporate.
Me: What does he know about blackholes?
Us: *laughing* *more cuddling*